The cab driver turned round and said, "these days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're #JohnMastodon don't you?"
It's a trademark thing apparently.
They actually throw you in jail if you call the #Fediverse #Mastodon.
These days.
No. I'm telling you.
Don't Be Fooled.
Only #Mastodon(#tm) mastodon are real Mastodon (tm)
Everything else is just
#sparkling #fediverse
