Enjoying looking at the iTunes charts today:
"Boris Johnson is STILL a fucking cunt" is at number four currently.
And number 9.
And number 20. And 21. And 22. And 23. And 25. And 26. And 28.
All the versions get added together for the industry chart.
Fair chance The Kunts can make that be the Xmas number one this year I think. Having ten versions means you can buy it ten times for the price of a beer.
@pre BREAKING: The 1922 Committee is understood to be seeking a moderate to replace the PM. Here are the latest betting odds:
Negan - 30/1
Dr Claw - 20/1
Mumm-Ra - 15/1
Lorraine Kelly - 10/1
Lord Voldemort - 8/1
Goebbels - 5/1
Hannibal Lecter - 3/1
Dr Evil - 2/1
Priti Patel - 1/4
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