Apparently now the UK is now on Plan B, Level 4. Just so you all know what the levels are like. Chaos levels staying steady at about code yellow.
Still Plan B, but now level four plus a big booster boost modification.
Terrorism threat still levels still at "severe", Defcon is at three but presumably coz of tensions in Ukraine, windforce 12 expected and it's thirty second until till midnight on the doomsday clock.
Who knew we'd have such a range of measures of how near the end-times we are.
Well okay, good message, but isn't there anyone with authority we could get to say it? Just Boris?
I mean, in the US they used Big Bird, couldn't we get someone like that?
Just Boris eh? Oh.